Seeking to Save the Planet, With a Thesaurus

Disney calls it "pixie dust", Rednecks call it bu-- sh--, sophisticates call it obfuscation, but a thorn bush by any other name still has thorns. The enviro-whackos are not getting the public to move fast enough on their draconian regulation agenda, so they change the names of everything. How many bailout $$ went to the enviro-marketing firm to come up with these winners?