Texas Translations of California (Liberal) Euphemisms

CALIFORNIA   TEXAS Arsenal of Weapons Gun Collection Delicate Wetlands Swamp Undocumented Worker Illegal Alien Cruelty-Free Materials Synthetic Fiber Assault and Battery Attitude Adjustment Heavily Armed Well-protected Narrow-minded Righteous Taxes or Your Fair Share Coerced Theft Commonsense Gun Control Gun Confiscation Plot Illegal Hazardous Explosives Fireworks or Stump Removal Nonviable Tissue Mass Unborn Baby Equal Access to Opportunity Socialism Multicultural Community High Crime Area Fairness or Social Progress Marxism Upper Class or "The Rich" Self-Employed Progressive, Change Big Government Scheme Sniper Rifle Scoped Deer Rifle Investment For the Future Higher Taxes Health care Reform Socialized Medicine Extremist, Judgmental, or Hater Conservative Truants Home schoolers High Capacity Magazine Standard Capacity Magazine Religious Zealot Church-going Fair Trade Coffee Overpriced Yuppie Coffee Exploiters or "The Rich" Employers or Land Owner The Gun Lobby NRA Members Assault Weapon Semi-Auto (Grandpa's M1 Carbine) Fiscal Stimulus New Taxes and Higher Taxes Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting         Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs Overseas Contingency Operation                           War [Anonymous]