"Gold for Geezers Plan"

"WASHINGTON, DC ... August 2, 2009 ... As Congress adjourns for its summer recess, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has issued a statement on a new plan she promises to schedule a vote on upon Congress' return in September. The new plan -- Gold for Geezers -- would give participants as much as $4,500 for each senior citizen they turn-in to a new Department of Elderly Recycling for disposal." [Free Republic]