FOR SALE
FIFTY YEAR OLD MANURE SPREADER - $1
( WASHINGTON , DC )
Fifty-year
old manure spreader. Not sure of brand. Said to have been produced in
Kenya . Used for a few years in Indonesia before being smuggled into the
US via Hawaii . Of questionable pedigree. Does not appear to have ever
been worked hard. Apparently, it was pampered by various owners over the
years. It doesn't work very often, but when it does it can sling crap
for amazing distances. I am hoping to retire the manure spreader this
November. I really don't want it hanging around getting in the way. I
would prefer a foreign buyer to relocate the manure spreader out of the
country. I would be willing to trade it for a nicely framed copy of the
United States Constitution.
Location: Currently being stored in a big white house in Washington , D.C.
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